You would think that stepping in doggie poopies once would be enough, but apparently in Rome, you can never step in it enough! Perhaps this fallacy that stepping in dog poo is lucky is why no Italian has ever picked up any of their dog's business. Ever. Our daily walk to school is a hop, skip, and a jump. Literally. You hop around the doggie poo, then start skipping when you see someone else has kindly stepped in it first and created poopie footprints, and if all else fails, you JUMP and hope that you miss most of it and land on the other side of the poo trail.
So, Lesson #46: Stepping in dog poo is lucky when you are in Italy. When you are in Rome, you are always VERY lucky.
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